Psychic Humour
Most psychics take their psychic work very seriously but we've got a sense of humour too! So I thought I'd share with you a few psychic jokes I've found around the web.
Bad news...
Kate went to visit a psychic of some repute. In a dark room lit only by a flickering candle the tarot reader laid out the card before her and delivered the bad news.
She said: "I'm sorry but there's no easy way to tell you so I'll just be blunt- prepare to be a widow. Unfortunately, your husband will die in a horrible and unpleasant way this year."
Visibly shaken, Kate stared at the woman's wise, lined face, then at the flickering candle and then at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked "Will I get away with it?"
Girlfriend
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met".
Who's The Daddy?
One afternoon a man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, the man went inside and sat down. "Ah..." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children." "That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of three children." The mysterious psychic grinned and said, "That's what you think!"
Psychics Meet
When two psychics met, one said to the other, “You are fine. How am I?”
Posted on Thu 1st Jul 2010 22:23:00